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^ LOL! Nice one, Luna!
Here's one from the Hobbit, as well. (I don't know if it's in the movie, but it's definitely in the book.) [Gandalf has just saved Bilbo and the group of dwarves after he had disappeared for a while. They are wondering how he saved them.] Thorin: Where did you go to, if I may ask? Gandalf: To look ahead. Thorin: And what brought you back in the nick of time? Gandalf: Looking behind. That just cracks me up every single time! |
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Quote:
Old Spice: look at him Old Spice: now back at me |
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Loves Diapers Commercial:
Your Baby's Comfort begins with Loves, LOVES LOL! |
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Wife: who are you talking to?
Husband: Jake from State Farm Wife: Jake from State Farm at three in the morning what are you wearing? Jake: um Kaki Wife: well she sounds hideous Husband: well she's a he Movie quote Cinna: - to Katniss -I'm betting on you |
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Ghostbusters:
Ray:It just poped in there Vekman:What just poped in there Quote 2 Vekman:He slimed me. Ray:Great actual physical contact If there something strange in your neighbor hood who you gonna call GHOSTBUSTERS |
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Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle
Lightning flashes. The camera slowly panels down and starts to zoom in on a figure. Lightning strikes again. Kuzco (llama form): AAAHAAAA!!! *looks up; starts weeping* Narrator (Kuzco): Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe it, but that llama was once a human being. But not just any human being. No, that guy was an emperor. A rich powerful ball of charisma. Oh yeah! During that(^) Kuzca (in llama form) moves over to this spot under a giant leaf. The leaf fills up with water and then the water spills onto Kuzco (llama). He starts weeping again. Narrator (Kuzco): This is his story. Well, actually my story. That's right. I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco. Emperor Kuzco. During that (^) also the llama tries to stand upand go back to his original place, but slips and falls in the mud. Narrator (Kuzco): I was the world nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh is that hard to believe? Well if you go back a way, you know, before I was an emperor, this will all make sense. (^During) The llama goes back to his original spot. Then we 'go back a way' and see Emperor Kuzco as a baby playing with a toy Narrator (Kuzco): Ahh, look me. That's me as a baby Baby Kuzco (^during and after): *is playing with toy and throwing it around. The toy breaks* WAAAAHH!!! Then all of the servants hold out several of the same toy for baby Kuzco. Baby Kuzco: *chuckles* Narrator (Kuzco): *ahem* Alright, let's move ahead. (This is from the very beginning of "The Emperor's New Groove". I LOVE that movie and (not to brag) I have the whole thing memorized line by line. ) |
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GREASE:
Frenchy:What did you do this summer Sandy? Sandy:I spent most of it at the beach. I met a boy there. |
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Weird Science
Lisa: So what would you little maniacs like to do first? |
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"Hey, moose!" I screamed.
The Set animal locked its glowing eyes on me. Well done! Horus said. We will die with honor! Shut up, I thought. I glanced behind me to make sure Bast and Sadie were out of sight. Then I approached the creature. "So you've got no name?" I asked. "They couldn't think of one ugly enough?" The creature snarled, stepping over the unconscious policeman. "Set animal is too hard to say," I decided. "I'll call you Leroy." Apparently, Leroy did not like his new name. - Chapter 22 of The Red Pyramid(The Kane Chronicles) |
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Hetalia
Italy:GERMANY!! GERMANY!!!!! (That classic hetalia quote........) |
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Wizard of Oz:
The witch: I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. Quote2 Dorthy:Toto, I donot think were in Kansas any more. Quote3 witch:I'm melting By the way i have always hated this movie. |
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Person: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick Second person: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No this is PATRICK Third person: Is this the Krusty Krab Patrick:NO THIS IS PATRICK!!!!! |
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HAHA!! Oh, Lemony! I love that part in Spongebob!
Quote 1 "Do or do not. There is no try." (^Master Yoda: Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back) Quote 2 "It's over Anakin. I have the high ground now." (Obi-Wan Kenobi: Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith) Quote 3 Leia: I love you Han Solo: I know (Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back) |
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Old Bugs Bunny Cartoon:
Bugs is in a mad scientist castle being chased by a orange furry monster. He plays a trick on him. Bugsut your paddies in the water. (In the water are mouse traps)Pain and sream |
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I love Bugs Bunny its one of those few classics that never grow old and people of any age can watch and enjoy
Bug: its duck season Daffy: rabbit season Bugs: duck season Daffy: rabbit season Bugs: duck season Bugs: rabbit season Daffy: duck season |
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