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WHY, Club Penguin, WHY? |
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WHY, Club Penguin, WHY?
I was happily fluttering around, minding my own business, having a perfectly flitterific night till an idea struck me. ''I'll go check my e-mail!'' And off I went, flying happily to my humble abode to see if there is any new virtual messages that have been sent to me.
MISTAKE. As I opened my e-mail, I spotted upon a disturbing sight lurking in my inbox: A message from Club Penguin. Thus, the creepy music began playing! Cautiously, with much trembling fear, I slowly, with the lazy tap of a finger, proceeded to open the disgraceful sight I had witnessed. As I opened it, I quickly skimmed over what the message said, scrolling down as I did to view the entire e-mail. Then I saw ''IT''. I drew in a horrific gasp of horrific-ness as my eyes fell upon a frightening picture: A picture of a half dog half cat half PUFFLE mutant creature. (Image shown below) Okay, so it is possible that I did a bit of exaggerating when posting this. I received an e-mail from Club Penguin about them and some fancy new app. Apparently you can now play Club Penguin on an iPad, iPhone, and an iPod touch as the e-mail stated. They released this new feature in the app where you can adopt half-puffle, half-cat, and half-dog creatures as pets. They even showed me a picture of this virtual mutant creature, which will remain to be my nightmare for the next few days. (I did a little bit of editing on the photo, too...) Anyone else get this e-mail sent to them? |
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I did not get this e-mail, even though I have an account on Club Penguin. It's probably because I don't log on often.
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You do know that the dog and cat puffles are not dog-cat puffles, right? And to be honest, I've seen worse. *cough*chicken puffle*cough*
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Chicken puffle? Do I even want to know... ?
What's with all the puffle mutations? Is it because they think puffles look like penguins or something? Now I'm really glad I never got much into CP... |
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Wow, these puffle makeovers are really getting out of hand... I'm glad I don't go on Club Penguin much anymore, but recently I went on to make sure if I didn't miss stuff I could buy (I cannot buy much as I have no membership) and it had changed like NUTS!
First off, they replaced the recycling centre with this corny, dumb school that has cheesy "RA RA RA! GO TEAM!" cheerleader music. And it doesn't help that my penguin looks like a preschooler. Not that it was great to begin with, but now CP is so profit oriented and commercialized. They were advertising for the Avengers one time and now most recently, the Muppets. I so do not miss going on Club Penguin; everything's changed. ~ Luna |
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A preschooler penguin? I do not want to know... THAT SITE IS ICKY.lol
Love, Rose |
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Oh oh, hey everyone! Lets get a virtual boring disoriented pixelated ball of fur!!!!
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I actually happen to like puffles.
Also, the chicken puffle was a transformation during the Medieval Party in September. Here's what it looks like, for those who are curious... Spoiler for Chicken Puffle:
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I've discovered something even more scary. Be prepared for this.....DINOSAUR PUFFLES! They came out on dinosaur day. The day when even penguins could turn into dinosaurs!
What's happening to you puffles? I remember everytime a new puffle came out, I would be so excited and it would be very surprising! Now, the new puffle thing is a normal everyday thing! |
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I think the dog and cat puffles are cute!!
~ Kenzie |
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The chicken, dog, and cat puffles to me were absolutely horrifying. D: If I ever saw one of my relatives on the Club Penguin homepage, I'd immediately get a hammer, destroy the computer, and be all like ''No. Evil penguins.'' as I gave them some candy as I shushed them away from the remains of the computer.
Because of Club Penguin I've lost a lot of respect for both Disney and actual penguins in reality. |
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I'm so happy everyone in my family uses android right now.
EDIT: And yes, I did get the e-mail Last edited by Cerise_Ivory_Electro; 04-19-2014 at 01:58 PM. |
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Just no. Please no, Disney, no.
Spoiler for Watch at your own risk: CONTAINS CHICKEN PUFFLES:
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! Last edited by Onionleaf; 04-20-2014 at 10:10 AM. Reason: embedded video |
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D: NUUUUUUUU ick!
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