[Joan]

Arrgh, matey!!


Today do be Talk Like A Pirate Day


so dust off yer boots, blow wind in yer sails


and show us how ta be speakin' proper!


Those of ye that prove yer pirate worth can earn this here treasure just by askin'




Iffen ye can speak it plain or iffen ye have run across a matey that do be a speakin' right properly, then wander over to here and tell us all abouts it.


The whirligigs that do be in charge in these here isles will be lookin' over yer recommendations and will be handin' out that purty little award up above.
Don't be rushin' them any though -- they can git a mite touchy iffen they feel like ye are breathing down their neck and they do keep their daggers sharp!