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Originally Posted by 56GreyJars
Once there was a guy named Bottle. He was really bad at grocery shopping. He put all of his groceries in his jacket and people thought he was stealing, so he got arrested, but then they realized he was just really bad at grocery shopping. (this is meant to be continued for whoever wants to)
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Instead of paying the cashier, he left the money on the shelf where he got the items he was buying. But there was another problem. Instead of paying with the usual money of that land, he paid using foreign money made out of tiny polished shells on a string.
The officer who set Bottle free felt so bad that Bottle couldn't shop properly, that he gave Bottle a telescope and a fireworks machine to help.